/subpages/umbrellajump

Welcome to the /subpages/umbrellajump, where the sun is always shining, and the umbrellas are always jumping. Here's your jump manual:

Step 1: Put on your best Hawaiian shirt.
Step 2: Grab an umbrella, any umbrella. We're not picky.
Step 3: Jump off the roof. Don't forget to scream 'I'm a winner!' at the top of your lungs.
Step 4: Land with style, and a faint sense of accomplishment.
Step 5: Repeat steps 1-4 until you're tired, or the neighbors complain.

Rules of Umbrella Jumping

1. You must wear matching socks with your Hawaiian shirt. 2. You must yell 'I'm a winner!' on every jump. 3. You must not jump on Tuesdays. 4. You must not jump over children. 5. You must not jump over your neighbors' cats.