Q: What is Unbuttoned Unrest?
A: Unbuttoned Unrest is a state of utter chaos, where buttons have come undone and are now rolling wildly out of control.
Q: Is it a real thing?
A: Not in the classical sense. But trust us, it's a real problem.
Q: How do I deal with it?
A: Well, first, you have to find a functioning button. Then, you have to button up.
Q: But what if the button is unbuttoned?
A: Ah, that's when the real fun begins. In that case, you'll have to... whack-a-mole-button-recovery.