Our Mission
Our mission is to provide a website that's as uncertain as you are. We're like, kinda sorta doing something here, but honestly, we're not really sure. We're just winging it, you know?
Our team of expert (sort-of) designers and developers are committed to creating a browsing experience that's, uh, unique. We're like, trying to make it fun, or at least mildly amusing. But no promises, really.
Our Values
- Uncertainty
- Confusion
- Skepticism
- Disillusionment
- Existential dread
These values are the foundation of our company, and we're proud to be a beacon of uncertainty in a world that's, like, totally certain and stuff.