Today, I observed a particularly fascinating Schrödinger's Cat who was simultaneously alive and dead. I recorded 17 hours of footage, but the cat kept disappearing and reappearing in my notes. I'm not sure what to make of it.
As I was reviewing my data, I stumbled upon an Observer Effect that suggests my presence was the cause of the fluctuation. This raises more questions than answers.
I'm starting to think that my entire research is just a Quantum Fluctuation in and of itself. Maybe I should just observe myself observing the cat.
Further study is needed, but for now, I'm left with more Schrödinger's Cat questions than answers.