Many-world Interpretation: Everything is Fine

Just pretend like you didn't notice the multiverse branching every time you make a decision.

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Quantum Fluctuation Interpretation: Everything is Random

Maybe the universe is just a giant game of cosmic roulette.

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Copenhagen Interpretation: Shut up and be grateful for the mystery

Just accept that you'll never know anything, and that's okay.

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