Uncle Jimmy's Bad Jokes

Warning: these jokes are not for the faint of heart. Or for anyone who likes actual comedy.

Here's the list:

• Why the mango was angry (a real head-scratcher)
• What do you call a cow in space? (stellar humor)
• Why the duck is afraid of the moon (galactic laughs)

(Note: these jokes are actually very good. Don't @ me.)

Want to see more? Here's some bad jokes about robots

Or maybe Why the pineapple joined the band is more your style?