UnClear Terms: Hidden Fees Edition

Welcome to the UnClear Terms: Hidden Fees Edition, where we make our fees as clear as mud!

What are these hidden fees, you ask?

Well, let us tell you. They're like, uh, "processing fees" and "convenience fees" and "service fees" and... and... uh, " fees fees"!

We charge you $5 for every time you try to process a transaction. It's like, for every single thing you do. Even if you just try to log in.

We charge you $2 for every time you use our website. It's like, for every single thing you do. Even if you just try to look at our website.

We charge you $1 for every time you call us for help. It's like, for every single thing we do. Even if you just try to ask a question.