The Unrelenting Quest for More Belt
As the great Uncle Artness once said, "You can never have too much belt in your life." And so, we set out on this quest, scouring the land for the perfect belt to hold up our pants.
Current Belts
We currently have:
- The "Super-Strong" belt, made from the strongest materials and held up by the most reliable buckles.
- The "Gaudy" belt, adorned with the most sparkly, eye-searing buckles.
- The "Belt of the Ancients," said to have been worn by the greatest warriors of old.
Which one do you want?
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