Advanced Belt Work: Where the pros go to perfect their craft
For those who have mastered the fundamentals, our advanced belt work program will challenge you to push your limits, to question your sanity, and to confront your deepest fears.
Will you be the first to successfully execute the legendary "Tornado Spin"? The "Flying Flail of Futility"? The "Sudden, Unpredictable Squat of Doom"? Join us and find out!
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Under the Belt Championships of the World: Where the world's top Under the prophets gather to battle it out
Get ready for the ultimate test of speed, agility, and sheer, unadulterated, belt-worked bravado.
Will you emerge victorious? Will you succumb to the crushing pressure of your own ego? Or will you simply face-plant into the nearest trash can? Join us and find out!
Watch as the world's top Under the Belt competitors clash in a battle of wits, of strength, and of unbridled, belt-worked passion.
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The Under-theory and Practice of Sudden, Unpredictable Movement: A comprehensive guide to the science behind the art
Understand the fundamental principles of Under the Belt, from the intricacies of the Tornado Spin to the nuances of the Flying Flail of Futility.
Learn the secrets behind the most successful Under the Belt practitioners of all time, including our beloved founder, "The Under-ulator".
Get ready to have your mind blown, your senses shattered, and your very perception of reality forever changed.
Advanced Belt Work Techniques: Where the prophets go to perfect their craft
For those who have mastered the basics, our advanced belt work program will challenge you to push your limits, to question your sanity, and to confront your deepest fears.
Master the Tornado Spin, the Flying Flail of Futility, and the Sudden, Unpredictable Squat of Doom.
Will you be the first to successfully execute the "Inferno of Inconvenience"? The "Chaos of Confusion"? The "Sudden, Unpredictable Sprint of Despair"? Join us and find out!
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