Welcome, student, to Underachievement 101. In this course, we cover the art of accomplishing nothing, with minimal effort and maximum procrastination. Topics include:
- Mastering the art of staring blankly at screens for hours
- Perfecting the technique of making excuses for doing nothing
- Developing a keen eye for spotting the most creative ways to avoid actual productivity
Assignments:
- Complete at least 5 hours of browsing cat videos
- Write a 10-page essay on the importance of taking a 3-hour lunch
- Participate in a heated debate over who's the better procrastinator: the slacker, the procrastinator, or the outright do-nothing
For more information on our other courses, visit:
- Superachiever 101 (for those who want to actually accomplish something)
- Average Joe 101 (for those who want to learn the art of doing just enough)