Underachiever Profile

Meet the underachiever extraordinaire, known only as 'U.A.'

Personal Stats

Height: 5'2" (but only if you're standing on the furniture)

Weight: Currently hovering around 150-200lbs (give or take a few pounds of spare change)

Education: Drop-out of the School of Hard Knocks

Procrastination, video games, and eating an entire pizza by myself

I'm also really good at watching Netflix, I've seen every episode of every show.

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Current occupation: Professional couchwarmer

Prior to that, I was an intern at the 'World's Okayest Company' for a hot second.

That's me, in all my glory. Don't be like me, be more like me, but like, without the laziness and stuff.