Welcome to TimeWasterPro, where procrastination meets productivity.
Here are the top excuses for underachievers like you:
- Procrastination Pro - The ultimate tool for putting things off until later.
- I'm too busy - The classic.
- The internet is slow - It's not you, it's the internet's fault.
- My cat ate my homework - A classic tale of feline sabotage.
- My dog needs walked - The ultimate excuse for when you really just need some time to yourself.
Disclaimer: TimeWasterPro is not responsible for any lost productivity or missed deadlines.