Advanced Hacks for Geeks

Because you're not actually going to use them

Hacks for the Utterly Inept

• Create a to-do list for a project that's already overdue
• Add 500 lines of commented-out code for "just in case"
• Write a script that generates a PDF with a font size of 1pt

Hacks for the Self-Loathers

• Build an entire database to store a single value
• Create a GUI for a command line tool that only has one option