Undercooked: A Recipe for Disaster

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Here's the recipe for disaster:

• Take 1 cup of poorly mixed ingredients.
• Add a dash of confusion.
• A pinch of desperation.
• A healthy dose of apathy.

Instructions:

1. Mix ingredients together with a spoon, while staring at the wall.
2. Add a dash of salt and a pinch of pepper.
3. Pour into a saucepan, then set fire to it.
4. Stir until it's all burnt and tasteless.

Result: Disaster!

But don't just take our word for it. Try it yourself, and see the chaos that ensues.

Also, try not to get too attached. The dish will likely get worse from here.