**Incident 1: The Great Sock Saga**
On 3/14/20XX, a user reported a mysterious case of missing socks in the underbedding area. Further investigation revealed a trail of lint leading to the washing machine, where a group of rogue lint balls had conspired to steal all the singles.
**Incident 2: The Fuzzy Monster**
On 4/22/20XX, a user claimed to have seen a large, fuzzy creature lurking in the underbedding shadows. After a thorough investigation, it was determined that the 'monster' was actually a stray dust bunny with an impressive mustache made from an errant thread.