Here, you'll find our top-secret documents on how to conduct the most ridiculous, over-the-top, and completely unnecessary undercover operations.
Our expert operatives have perfected the art of getting into high-stakes, polyester-clad gatherings undetected. Follow these simple steps:
Q: What's the protocol for using a fake moustache in the line of duty?
A: Always, always, always, use a well-groomed, handlebar mustache for optimal stealth.
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