We're the best in the business, a group of highly trained and highly caffeinated individuals dedicated to solving the world's most heinous sock mysteries.
From missing socks to mysterious stains, we've seen it all. Our team of experts will leave no thread unturned (get it?) in our quest for the truth.
Meet our Team
Lead Sock Sleuth, Bob
Bob has solved some of the world's most baffling sock mysteries. He's seen it all, from the great sockpuppet incident of 2018 to the infamous sock drawer explosion of 2020.