Undercover Sock Operations

Sock-Squad Leaders

The world's greatest Sock-Squad is here! Our agents have been secretly infiltrating laundry rooms worldwide, gathering intel on the world's most elusive socks.

• Masters of Disguise
• Sock Snipers
• Sock Saboteurs

Our Sock-Squad's Stats

Sock-Squad's stats are off the charts! We've been tracking our progress for years, and the numbers are staggering:

• Successful Sock Retrievals: 1,456,321
• Unsuccessful Sock Retrievals: 0 (we're perfect)
• Average Sock Length: 12.5 inches
• Most Elusive Sock: The One That Got Away (RIP)