Welcome to our top-secret, highly-illuminated operation, where our expertly trained Sock Puppeteers infiltrate, gather intel, and influence world events with their adorable, fuzzy feet.
We've got a team of highly specialized Sock Puppeteers, each with their own unique skillset:
- Operation Sly - Master of Disguise
- Sock Star - The Sock Puppeteer Extraordinaire
- Sock Humor - The Sock Whisperer
- Sock Fortitude - The Sock Puppet with the Heart of a Lion
Stay tuned for updates from our Sock Puppet Division as they bring you the latest in Sock-based espionage!