UnderDressing: The Art of Not Caring

Welcome to the UnderDressing Guide, where the art of not caring meets the science of not caring.

Chapter 1: The UnderDressers Creed

Article 1: The Unspoken Rule of UnderDressing

  1. Never, ever, ever, under any circumstances, wear a fanny pack.
  2. Never, ever, ever, use the term "underdressing" in a sentence without irony.
  3. Always, always, always, question authority, but only when it's safe and convenient.