Lesson 11: The Art of Downplaying the Apocalypse
When the world is on the brink of collapse, it's essential to maintain a sense of calm. This is where the underestimating technique comes in.
Step 1: Deny the obvious
- Refuse to acknowledge the impending doom.
- Claim that the apocalypse is just a minor setback.
- Point out the silver linings in the disaster.
Step 2: Focus on the positives
- Remind yourself that the end of the world could be the beginning of a great new chapter in human evolution.
- Emphasize the potential for a fresh start.
- Highlight the benefits of a apocalypse-themed amusement park.
Step 3: Find the humor
- Cite examples of apocalyptic comedies that have been adapted into successful movies or TV shows.
- Compare the apocalypse to a bad haircut, it's not as bad as it seems.
- Make light of the fact that you'll likely be wearing the same outfit for eternity.
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