Welcome, fellow underfeeders, to this comprehensive guide on taking the art of underfeeding to the next level. Here, we'll cover the most sophisticated methods to feed your underfed friends and family just enough to keep them from getting too comfortable.
This involves taking away the food you've just given them, only to replace it with an even smaller amount of food. It's like a cruel joke, but trust us, it's effective.
Create an illusion of abundance by placing a single, unappetizing rock in the middle of a plate. Watch as your underfed friend's eyes widen with anticipation, only to be left disappointed and hungrier than ever.
Move the underfed person from room to room, always keeping the food just out of reach. It's like a game of hide-and-seek, but with a full stomach the prize.