What We Did Wrong
We were so focused on building a spaceship that would get us to Mars in under 5 hours that we forgot about a few things.
- We neglected to bring snacks.
- We left our favorite pillow in the other dimension.
- We programmed the navigation system with a Commodore 64, because, why not?
- We forgot to pack the spaceship's manual, because, who needs user experience?
We also spent an entire budget meeting discussing the color of the spaceship's paint job.
We were forced to make 12,000 emergency landings due to our own incompetence, but we still made it to Mars in under 5 hours.
We're not sure what's more embarrassing: the fact that we forgot the snacks or that our spaceship's AI is now running on a Windows 95 operating system.
What We Did Right (Sort Of)