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Welcome to the Undergarment Ethics Institute, where the art of wearing clothes is taken very seriously.
We're glad you're here, but don't get too excited. The rules are simple: wear your undergarments with confidence, but not too much confidence.
Learn more about the Philosophy of UndergarmentsWe've developed a strict set of guidelines to help you navigate the complex world of undergarments.
1. Wear what makes you feel good, but not too good.
2. Avoid undergarments that make you feel self-conscious.
3. Never, ever, ever wear plaid.
Read our manifesto