Welcome, fellow initiates, to the world of secret societies. A place where the elite gather to plot, scheme, and occasionally, attend awkward networking events. Our society, The Undercover, has been around since the 1920s. We've been involved in everything from world domination to, more recently, trying to get the vending machine in the break room to dispense actual snacks.
Remember, secrecy is key. Don't tell your wife, your boss, or your therapist about this place. We have ears everywhere.