Welcome to the Disco-Hazard Protocol!

Where the dance floor meets danger.

Secret Recipes D-Haz Training

Disco-Hazard Levels

Hazard Level 1: Funky Fiasco

Caused by: Disco Ball Malfunction

Effects: Spontaneous Combustion

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Hazard Level 2: Funk Overload

Caused by: Overexertion from Excessive Dancing

Effects: Temporary Loss of Motor Control

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Hazard Level 3: Disco-Induced Coma

Caused by: Excessive Exposure to Disco Lights

Effects: Permanent Disconnection from Reality

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Hazard Level 4: Disco-Induced Singularity

Caused by: Incessant Bellowing of the Bee Gees

Effects: Irreversible Fusion with the Disco Floor

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Warning: Proceed at your own risk.