Join our ranks as the most secretive and elusive of Squirt Gun Operators. Our members are the masters of stealth, subterfuge, and precision-crafted squirt-gun-wielding.
Want to learn the art of squirting with precision and style? Our training sessions are led by expert instructors with years of experience in the most covert operations.
Visit our Squirt Gun Theory subpage for in-depth discussions on the aerodynamics of water-based projectiles.
Or check out our Field Testing subpage for real-world examples of our craft in action.
Warning: Our activities may be hazardous to your health and social standing. Prolonged exposure to squirt-gun culture may lead to:
Proceed at your own risk.