Because who needs a social life, anyway?
| Step 1: Find a Trustworthy Stranger | Look for someone who doesn't judge you for eating Cheetos in the car. |
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| Step 2: Choose a Route with High-RPM Turns | Where else can you really test your reflexes? |
| Step 3: Negotiate a Shared Gas Budget | Ain't no one ever told you life was greyscale? 50/50 split, baby! |
Don't forget: always bring earplugs, because someone's got a sweet, sweet snore.
For more advanced techniques, visit Level 2: Advanced Carpooling
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