The Ultimate Guide to Underground Carpooling

Because who needs a social life, anyway?

Step 1: Find a Trustworthy Stranger Look for someone who doesn't judge you for eating Cheetos in the car.
Step 2: Choose a Route with High-RPM Turns Where else can you really test your reflexes?
Step 3: Negotiate a Shared Gas Budget Ain't no one ever told you life was greyscale? 50/50 split, baby!

Don't forget: always bring earplugs, because someone's got a sweet, sweet snore.

For more advanced techniques, visit Level 2: Advanced Carpooling

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