You're a great friend, I guess.

We're not really close or anything, but you seem like a decent human being. Maybe.

• You're a great listener, I suppose.
• You're not actually a terrible person.

Don't get too excited, we're not actually complimenting you.

We're just saying these nice things because we have to, but let's be real, you're probably not that great.

But honestly, you're fine, I guess.