Prophets of the Underhyped

Deep in the heart of the desert, where the sun beats down like a fiery hammer, the prophets of the Underhyped have spoken. Their words are as dry as the sand dunes that stretch out before us, but they hold the power to make the impossible, possible.

But be warned, traveler, for the Underhyped are not to be trifled with. They have been known to reduce even the most hardened of warriors to tears with their scathing critiques of the prophets' own, questionable fashion choices.