Welcome to the Underling Career Path, where the pursuit of power and prestige is a never-ending cycle of toadying and sucking up.
As an underling, your goal is to ascend the corporate ladder, one brown-nosing at a time. You'll start as a lowly intern, fetching coffee and taking minutes.
As you climb the ranks, you'll become a trusty sidekick, a yes-man, and eventually, a master of the art of passive-aggressive memos.
But beware, the underling career path is fraught with peril. One misstep, and you'll be demoted to the dreaded "Parking Lot Detailer" position.
Read about the Underling Rites of Passage or get Underling Survival Tips
May the odds be ever in your favor.