Underling Rent Issues: A Guide to Financial Desperation

Are you an underling struggling to pay rent? Do you find yourself constantly worried that your landlord will discover your existence and raise your rates? Fear not, dear underling! For you are not alone in this world of financial woe.

Underling Rent Survival Tips

• Live in a cardboard box. It's cheap, and it's environmentally friendly.
• Subdivide your existing closet into smaller, more affordable "rooms."
• Take up a hobby that pays in ramen noodles. Knitting, for example.

Underling Rent Alternatives

• Consider becoming a professional snail trainer. It's a growing field, and you'll have all the rent you need.
• Join a commune or cult that offers free housing. The food is usually questionable, but the rent is non-existent.
• Try becoming a professional hammock tester. Someone's gotta make sure those things are comfortable.

Or, if all else fails, you can always try our Underling Helpline, where you can call to hear the soothing sounds of a sympathetic underling, and maybe, just maybe, receive some rent assistance.

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