Underlings love being told what to do, but only if you tell them nicely.
Use the power of positive reinforcement, but only with a firm but fair hand.
Remember, underlings are like tiny, squishy robots, but with feelings.
Don't be afraid to give them a good ol' fashioned reboot.
For maximum efficiency, use the 'Underling Whisperer 3000' app to optimize your underling workflow.
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