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As an underling, you're already stuck in the depths of the Overlord's castle. Might as well make the most of it! Study the twists and turns, the secret passages, and the snack vending machines. You never know when you'll need to navigate the castle's infinite loop in a hurry.
Learn more about Labyrinth CartographyFlattery gets you everywhere, especially in the Overlord's court. Learn to butter up your superiors with flattery, backhanded compliments, and well-timed groveling. It's a delicate art, but trust us, it's a survival skill.
Take our Sycophancy 101 courseNot everyone can be a natural-born toady. But don't worry, we've got exercises to help you tap into your inner sycophant. From awkwardly-posed questions to fawningly-posed answers, we'll guide you through the process.
Join our Sycophant Self-Discovery groupThe Overlord's memos, decrees, and edicts can be...vague. Practice reading between the lines, and you'll find that the real message is often hidden in plain sight. It's all about interpretation, people!
Take our course on Advanced Deciphering
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