Surviving as an Underling
Underlings, rejoice! You're the unsung heroes of the office. Without us, the boss's ego would be even bigger. Here are some tips to help you make it through the corporate jungle:
Tip 1: Learn to Love the Coffee Machine
It's not just a coffee maker, it's a relationship builder. Learn its rhythms, its quirks, its coffee-to-water ratio. Trust us, it'll be the key to your sanity.
Coffee Machine Maintenance 101
Tip 2: Develop a Thick Skin
Underlings, we're not just targets for passive-aggressive emails and backhanded compliments. We've got to take it, and take it like it's our job.
Defensive Posture 101: The Art of Not Taking It Personally
Tip 3: Find Your Tribe
Underlings, you're not alone. There are others like you. Find your fellow underlings, and together, you can survive even the most soul-sucking meeting.