We have it on good authority that your aunt Mildred is being difficult. Like, really difficult. She's like prophets, but with more judgment.
Some say it's because she's a morning person and you're a night owl. Others claim it's due to the fact that she ate the last of the Cheez-Its. Whatever the reason, we can't help but notice that you're starting to think she's being a bit of a... Sassy one.
But wait, there's more! Our sources close to the situation claim that she's also being Pretentious in her own way. Like, who needs subtlety when you're being totally obvious?
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