Our expertly trained team will lovingly pick apart your friends' and family members' arguments, leaving them feeling confused, frustrated, and slightly less sure of themselves.
We'll subtly plant seeds of doubt in the minds of those around you, so when things inevitably go wrong, you can say "I told you so" with confidence and a clear conscience.
We'll teach you to assert your authority with a healthy dose of underming, making you feel like the boss, while actually being just as clueless as everyone else.