Welcome to the Underminister of Jargon

In this esteemed department, we take the most esoteric and obscure terms from the world of technology and render them accessible to the uninitiated. Our staff of experts (read: interns who couldn't get real jobs) will guide you through the labyrinthine world of buzzwords.

We offer the following services:

• Terminology Tour - Get a crash course in the most bewildering jargon in the industry.
• Etimology Extravaganza - Delve into the ancient roots of modern terms.
• Semantics Salon - Engage in discussions on the finer points of meaning.
• Lexipedia - A dictionary of the most enigmatic words in the lexicon.
• Idioms in Transit - Watch as we attempt to translate ancient proverbs for modern use.

And, if you're feeling particularly adventurous:

Rogue Language 101 - Learn the art of speaking in a dialect that's guaranteed to confound your friends and family.