Underpants Odometry: Because who needs pants?

Welcome, Underpants Odometrician, to the world of undergarment measurement! Here, we track the most vital statistics in the land: underpants inches per second, underpants per mile, and underpants per burrito. Learn more about Underpants Odometry

Current Underpants Stats:

Underpants inches per second: 3.5 Underpants per mile: 1,000 Underpants per burrito: 4.7

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