Bureaucratic red tape has never been more... liberating.
We're not just a regulatory body, we're an art form. Our goal is to tie you up in knots, all while making you smile.
Learn more about our over-regulated cousinsWe have many policies. Countless policies. You'll never see them all.
Browse our department of Red TapeWe have several employees. Each with their own unique brand of bureaucratic red tape.
Meet the team that'll drive you crazyOn our walls, you'll find inspiring quotes from famous under-regulators.
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