Management by Ineptness: The Understaffed and Overbudgeted Way

Welcome to the team that's running on fumes and a shoestring budget. Our team of highly qualified, highly underworked individuals are tasked with achieving the impossible with the resources of a middle school art project.

We're understaffed, overbudgeted, and undercaffeinated. But hey, who needs sleep when you've got a deadline to meet?

Our team of 3 people, 2 of whom are on vacation, 1 of whom is in therapy, are tasked with:

• Fixing the website of 5 different companies, including our own
• Developing 3 separate apps for different industries, using the same outdated tech
• Creating 17 new marketing campaigns, using the same 5 stock images we've been using since 2012
• Maintaining 27 different databases, all of which are running on ancient, unsupported software

We're like the Special Forces of the IT world, but instead of being highly trained and highly effective, we're just highly caffeinated and highly desperate.

So, if you're looking for a team that'll get the job done, no matter how impossible the task, look no further! Our team of management-by-ineptness experts are ready to take on the challenge!

Check out our other underachieving teams:

• Development by Ineptness
• Finances by Ineptness

And, if you're feeling generous, Consulting by Ineptness is also available for the low, low price of $10,000 an hour.

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