Step 1: The Ancient History of Socks: From Cavepeople to Space Socks (Warning: contains excessive wool)
Step 2: Unraveling the Mysteries of Sock Fate: Lost and Found
Step 3: The Art of Not Losing Your Mind Over Socks: Maintenance and Repair
Step 4: The High Art of Sock Fashion: From Ankle to Toe
And, of course, the Existential Crisis: What Do Socks Really Mean?