You know what they say: "The market is a cruel mistress." And you know what they also say: "The market is a cruel, heartless, soulless, never-give-you-a-break-in-the-middle-of-the-night-when-you're-most-vulnerable, mistress."
We're not here to sugarcoat it. The markets are a wild ride. But if you want to survive, let alone thrive, you'd better understand the ins and outs.
So, buckle up, buttercup, and let's dive into the world of understanding the markets.
Or, if you want to get really crazy, you can check out our Where Is the Market Going? page for some real expert analysis.
Or, if you're feeling particularly masochistic, you can try to read our Why I Still Own a Rotary Phone page for some truly existential dread.
Or... okay, fine, that's enough links for now.
What else can I do with my life?
We're not financial advisors, nor do we claim to be. We just like to pretend to understand the markets, because that's fun.