Snoozle 101: The Basics
The Snoozle is a state of being simultaneously awake and asleep. It's a delicate balance of alertness and slumber, like trying to juggle chainsaws while blindfolded.
Key characteristics of the Snoozle include:
- One eye twitching uncontrollably
- Uncontrollable drooling (often on oneself)
- Involuntary humming or singing
Causes of the Snoozle are varied, but may include:
For more information on treating the Snoozle, see Snoozle Treatment
And for more on living with the Snoozle, see Snoozle Living