Understanding Your New Darkness | The Official Guide to Not Being Awkward in the Shadows

Step 1: Embracing Your Inner Cthulhu

It's not about being a monster, it's about being... more of a monster. A better monster.

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Step 2: Mastering the Art of Shadow Navigation

Learn how to move unseen, unheard, and un-noticed.

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Step 3: Developing a Sense of Shadow Etiquette

From lurking to lurking-without-being-noticed, it's all about finesse.

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Step 4: Cultivating a Shadowy Sense of Humor

Because, let's face it, being a creature of the shadows is no laughing matter.

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Warning: Prolonged exposure to these techniques may lead to permanent damage to your social status, relationships, and possibly your soul.