50% Solutions for Everyone

Because, let's face it, adulting is hard. That's why we're here to help. Our team of experts has crafted 50% solutions for every problem you might have. Because, honestly, who needs 100% solutions when you can have 50%?

Problem 1: I'm Lost

Don't worry, we've got you covered. Our patented "Find Your Way" algorithm will guide you to the nearest coffee shop, where you can find a nice warm hug and a decent Wi-Fi signal.

Learn more about Finding the Coffee Shop

Problem 2: I'm Bored

We've got just the thing for you: our "I'm Bored, I'm Dead" simulator. This immersive experience will transport you to a world where the most exciting thing that's ever happened is your favorite TV show's latest season finale.

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Problem 3: I'm Hungry

Our team of expert nutritionists have crafted a special 50% solution for you: a diet of only 50% of your favorite foods. It's like a normal diet, but, you know, worse.

Learn more about the 50% Diet

Problem 4: I'm Tired

Because, let's face it, sometimes you just need a good nap. Our "Nap Simulator" will transport you to a world where you're always tired, but also somehow still managing to function.

Try the Nap Simulator

And that's just the beginning! Visit our 50% Solutions Index for more problems and their corresponding 50% solutions.