Understatement is an art form, really. It's about being so subtle that you're not sure if you're even being subtle at all. But don't worry, it's all about the journey, not the destination.
Here's a few key points to keep in mind:
A true understater will never say what they mean. Ever.
Make sure your tone is as dull as a butter knife. Sharp edges are for, well, sharp people.
Too much subtlety can be overwhelming. Trust us, it's like trying to drink water from a firehose.
And for the love of all things understated, don't even think about stating your face with your voice.