The Undertaker Supermarket: Where the dead and the living shop for their burial needs

Welcome to the place where the living and the dead shop for their burial needs. We have everything from coffins to embalming fluid.

Our coffins are made from the finest wood and are available in a variety of colors.

The Embalm-o-matic 5000 is the most efficient embalming machine on the market. It also makes a great latte.

Don't get caught dead without it! Our insurance policies cover everything from burial costs to zombie reanimation.