The Leaky Faucet of Despair
It's a faucet, but not just any faucet. This faucet is a faucet of desperation. Leaking, dripping, and making a mess of its surroundings. We're talking water-logged countertops, puddles on the floor, and a general feeling of hopelessness.
We're not sure what's causing the faucet's malaise, but we're working on it. In the meantime, here are some common issues you might be experiencing:
- Low water pressure
- Wet floors
- Uncontrollable rage
And here's how you can fix them:
- Call a plumber (duh)
- Use a squeegee (just go with it)
- Just accept that you'll never be happy again (the faucet's not going to fix itself)
Stay tuned for our next issue, where we'll delve into the world of issue 2: The Fridge that Ate the Cat!