Our Fears

Fear of Running Out of Beer

A constant worry that the fridge will be empty when you need it most.

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Fear of the Dark

A fear that lurks in every shadow, under every bed, and behind every closed door.

Uncover the Darkness

Fear of the Socks

The never-ending battle against missing socks, the scourge of the modern world.

Sock Puppet Theater

If you're feeling overwhelmed, try our Fear-O-Meter.

Take the Fear Test

Or, for a more...unconventional solution, visit our Fear-Shrine.

Enter the Shrine